A floor-sweeping rain cape in ivory-white smart-fabric that sheds water on contact and returns to a pressed, dry state within forty seconds via embedded micro-thermal filaments activated by body heat. Cut with a high Mandarin-Andean collar and a rear pleat that opens cleanly for wings or dorsal geneware. Worn at Spire level as a casual weather layer — the fact that it costs more than a Circuit worker's monthly wage is entirely the point.