An unlicensed bootleg concert tee from the Concrete Saints' 2198 Hollow Point tour — the last tour they did before their lead vocalist, Priya Osei-Nakamura, lost her voice to a botched laryngeal augment surgery. The shirt is printed on a thin, slightly translucent synth-cotton blend that's already turning grey at the collar seams. The front graphic is a stylized saint's halo rendered as a cracked highway interchange, with the band's name in a compressed sans-serif below. The back lists twelve cities, four of which are neighborhoods in GLMZ rather than actual cities.

These were sold out of a duffel bag at the venue exits and from a handful of Shelf-adjacent street stalls for a few weeks after the tour ended. The print quality varies — some have ghosting on the halo, some have the city list slightly off-center. Nobody cares. The Saints have a cult following among Shelf punks, Tier 2 youth, and a certain kind of Tier 3 person who wants to signal they were there before the band got complicated.